Rudolph, the brown-nosing reindeer,
was one approval-seeking caribou;
(like a floozy!)
made all his friends look lazy
by taking credit when it wasn’t due.
(like a congressman!)
He couldn’t spot resentment
on the part of all the other reindeer folks,
(like a stoner!)
rolling their eyes as Rudolph
laughed too hard at Santa’s lame-ass jokes.
(like a side-kick!)
So one foggy Christmas Eve
Blitzen pranked him bad,
Said: “Santa said to fly alone;”
steered Rudolph to a hunting zone.
(Bang! Bang! Bang!)
Oh how the reindeer love him!
…or so they claimed at Santa’s inquiry.
(like a mobster!)
“Rudolph the brown-nosing reindeer…
where’d he go? It’s quite a mystery!”
(like a meat loaf!)
